[Bards] Re: Bards - Bard of Namron at Beltane

Donald Riney dariusobells at hotmail.com
Fri May 4 00:43:39 PDT 2001


Ahem....
Well met my dear Ryn, and as much as I enjoy the "Glory and Glitz" of my
position as Wiesenfeuers bard I take My responsibilities quite seriously.
After all HE Barn is hard to dodge, and he pinches ya know!

Now wether you spin a tale that makes men swoon or blush, tossing confusion
on my dear brother Aethelstan is simply not a good Idea... He likes it you
know. In the mist of tossed confusion he can usually get away with this,
that, or some other escapade! While every one is trying to sort out where
the confusion ends and the Saxon begins (it is, after all, a close call on
that one. Lord knows they can't spell)

As to Supporting my Crown and Kingdom, well
<long drawn out dramatic pause, deep inhalation>

My all powers in heaven have mercy on those who would say that I do not, and
let them don a helm and doublet and answer with the poetry of steel! I will
most certainly answer in kind to your fair challange, though should I then
stand within that booth I fear my meager visage should drive away all
buiness in the kissing tryst, so that the patrons might yet find some more
savory sport. I will instead place in the Blackfox Auction my mark for a
custom medallion made by my own hand. I would say that it will bring a
farthing or two more than trying to get good ladies of noble bearing and
genteel birth to kiss a toad such as my self. Certainly one need not be a
"Bard enough" for such a task. Perhaps then you wish only to tire my lips so
that you may gain some small advantage,eh? Well little good may it do you
friend.

And so in parting I must say to my noble Lord Namron, "Man! if we're pulling
out this much BS factor on thursday just think what's coming Saturday!"

In Faith
HL Darius of the Bells, CIM
8th Bard of Dragons Fire Tor
10th Bard of the Barony of Wiesenfeuer
Aprentice to Miestress Eowyn ferch Rhys
under the fosterage of HE Master Fritz der Rothirsch, Lord Steppes
Cadet to Don llywellyn Gruffydd of Elfsea
Willing praticipant in the plot for self glorification via my sig line!

_PS_ Hey Aethelstan, Don't forget the honey!! It makes the beard moose stick
better.



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