[Bards] To the "Hams"

N Hearn n_hearn at hotmail.com
Tue Jul 8 13:27:27 PDT 2003


This is so funny!


>From: "Gottfried Krimmelbein" <gottfried at zamigo.net>
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>CC: leslie suggs <sisbim at hotmail.com>, Derich Brauer <brauer at ansteorra.net>
>Subject: [Bards] To the "Hams"
>Date: Sat, 5 Jul 2003 23:02:15 -0500
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>I dedicate this filk to the self identified hams of the list, you know who 
>you are...
>
>"Prose, Poems and Song"
>
>I am Bard....Bard I am.
>
>That Bard I am... that Bard I am... I do not like that Bard I am.
>
>Do you like "poems, prose and song"?
>
>I do not like them, Bard I am. I do not like "poems, prose and song".
>
>Would you like them here or there?
>
>I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do 
>not like poems, prose and song. I do not like them, Bard I am.
>
>Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse?
>
>I would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse! I 
>would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere.
>
>Would you voice them in a box? Would you voice them with a fox?
>
>No, not in a box, not with a fox! Not in a house, not with a mouse! I would 
>not voice them here or there, I would not voice them anywhere! I would not 
>voice "poems, prose and song", I do not like them, Bard I am!
>
>Would you, could you, in a bar? Voice them, voice them, here they are!
>
>I would not, could not in a bar!
>
>You may like them, you will see. You may like them in a tree.
>
>I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a bar, now let me be! Not in a 
>box, not with a fox, not in a house, not with a mouse! I would not like 
>them here or there, I would not like them anywhere! I do not like "poems, 
>prose and song", I do not like them, Bard I am!
>
>Could you, would you do quatrains?
>
>No, not a quatrain, not in a tree, not in a bar. Bard, let me be! Not in a 
>box, not with a fox, not with a mouse, not in a house! Not here or there, 
>not anywhere!
>
>In the dark? Here, in the dark? Would you, could you, in the dark?
>
>I would not, could not, in the dark! Would you, could you in the rain?
>
>I would not could not in the rain! Not in the dark, not in a lane! Not in a 
>bar, not in a tree! I would not like them, Bard you see!
>
>Would you, could you, with a goat?
>
>I would not, could not with a goat! I will not voice them here or there, I 
>would not voice them anywhere!
>
>Would you, could you on a boat? I would not, would not on a boat! I will 
>not, will not with a goat! Not in the rain, not in a lane!
>
>You do not like them, so you say. Try them, try them, and you may! Try them 
>and you may I say!
>
>Bard, if you will let me be, I will try them, and you will see! I like 
>"poems, prose and song"! I do, I like them, Bard I am! And I would voice 
>them in a boat, and I would voice them with a goat, and I will voice them 
>in the rain and in the dark and in a lane and in a bar and in a tree they 
>are so good so good you see! So I will voice them in a box and I will voice 
>them with a fox and I will voice them in a house and I will voice them with 
>a mouse and I will voice them here or there and I will voice them anywhere! 
>I do so like "poems, prose and song"! Thank you, thank you, Bard I am!
>
>
>
>Yours in Filkitude
>
>Gottfried Krimmelbein
>
>Badgering Bard of StoneBridge Keep
>
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