[Bards] To the "Hams"

[Marie Adams]

Yes, that's terrible! It's not even really a filk; it's more of a
rip-off!

On Sun, 6 Jul 2003, Tausha Walker wrote:

> Uuuuuugh! I agree with Grimulf!
>                         Celeste
>
> Kevin Valliquette <megrimulf at yahoo.com> wrote:
> Ow ... that's just ... painful ... ow ...
> --- Gottfried Krimmelbein
> wrote:
> > I dedicate this filk to the self identified hams of
> > the list, you know who you are...
> >
> > "Prose, Poems and Song"
> >
> > I am Bard....Bard I am.
> >
> > That Bard I am... that Bard I am... I do not like
> > that Bard I am.
> >
> > Do you like "poems, prose and song"?
> >
> > I do not like them, Bard I am. I do not like "poems,
> > prose and song".
> >
> > Would you like them here or there?
> >
> > I would not like them here or there. I would not
> > like them anywhere. I do not like poems, prose and
> > song. I do not like them, Bard I am.
> >
> > Would you like them in a house? Would you like them
> > with a mouse?
> >
> > I would not like them in a house, I would not like
> > them with a mouse! I would not like them here or
> > there. I would not like them anywhere.
> >
> > Would you voice them in a box? Would you voice them
> > with a fox?
> >
> > No, not in a box, not with a fox! Not in a house,
> > not with a mouse! I would not voice them here or
> > there, I would not voice them anywhere! I would not
> > voice "poems, prose and song", I do not like them,
> > Bard I am!
> >
> > Would you, could you, in a bar? Voice them, voice
> > them, here they are!
> >
> > I would not, could not in a bar!
> >
> > You may like them, you will see. You may like them
> > in a tree.
> >
> > I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a bar, now
> > let me be! Not in a box, not with a fox, not in a
> > house, not with a mouse! I would not like them here
> > or there, I would not like them anywhere! I do not
> > like "poems, prose and song", I do not like them,
> > Bard I am!
> >
> > Could you, would you do quatrains?
> >
> > No, not a quatrain, not in a tree, not in a bar.
> > Bard, let me be! Not in a box, not with a fox, not
> > with a mouse, not in a house! Not here or there, not
> > anywhere!
> >
> > In the dark? Here, in the dark? Would you, could
> > you, in the dark?
> >
> > I would not, could not, in the dark! Would you,
> > could you in the rain?
> >
> > I would not could not in the rain! Not in the dark,
> > not in a lane! Not in a bar, not in a tree! I would
> > not like them, Bard you see!
> >
> > Would you, could you, with a goat?
> >
> > I would not, could not with a goat! I will not voice
> > them here or there, I would not voice them anywhere!
> >
> >
> > Would you, could you on a boat? I would not, would
> > not on a boat! I will not, will not with a goat! Not
> > in the rain, not in a lane!
> >
> > You do not like them, so you say. Try them, try
> > them, and you may! Try them and you may I say!
> >
> > Bard, if you will let me be, I will try them, and
> > you will see! I like "poems, prose and song"! I do,
> > I like them, Bard I am! And I would voice them in a
> > boat, and I would voice them with a goat, and I will
> > voice them in the rain and in the dark and in a lane
> > and in a bar and in a tree they are so good so good
> > you see! So I will voice them in a box and I will
> > voice them with a fox and I will voice them in a
> > house and I will voice them with a mouse and I will
> > voice them here or there and I will voice them
> > anywhere! I do so like "poems, prose and song"!
> > Thank you, thank you, Bard I am!
> >
> >
> >
> > Yours in Filkitude
> >
> > Gottfried Krimmelbein
> >
> > Badgering Bard of StoneBridge Keep
> >
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