[Bards] Drunken Sailor parody

[Quill]

Sometimes Awen flows forth like a river.
Sometiems it falls like rain.
Sometimes it whispers in the ear like a gentle breeze.

And a lot of the time it slams you in the face like [insert obscure
reference to chivalric fighting that I'm not ready to make here].

For example, the following:

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Title: What Do You Do?

Tune: "Oró Sé do Bheatha 'Bhaile"

(Sung like "What do you do with a drunken sailor…)



What do you do when there are no events

What do you do when there are no events

What do you do when there are no events

In all Ansteorra?



Patch the holes in your pavillion X3

Make it look "authentic".



Throw out the tunic that your mom made X3

Ask her for another.



Find a scribe and paint some scrolls X3

Maybe one's for me/you…



Beg the Baron to move Pop. forward X3

Maybe meet tomorrow? (Please?)



Make up a revel and invite the Shire X3

for no reason at all.



Quickly make friends with a brewer X3

Hope s/he's feeling gen'rous.



Declare war on the nearest canton X3

Then tell 'em you're from Northkeep.



Find a Donia; beg for a lesson X3

What's she got that whip for?



Maybe let those bruises heal

Maybe let those bruises heal

Maybe let those bruises heal…

…nah!



Fix that dent atop your helm X3

So next fight you can see straight.



Buy some duct tape and fix your "sword" up X3

Gulf War's soon upon us!



Catch up on all the sleep you mised X3

While you've got the chance!



Find a lassie; try to woo her

Whoops, she's Amazon!



Get with your lady, make some babies X3

That's what _____ did!

[insert name of latest father-to-be]



Make up awful songs like this one

Make up awful songs like this one

Make up awful songs like this one

And one more tomorrow!

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Not exactly Taliesin's *Trawsganu Kynon*, but I hope you chuckled a bit.
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