[Bards] Drunken Sailor parody

[Bulgarelli Maria]

Ok that's hjut too funny.

Maria
--- Quill <gray.quill at gmail.com> wrote:

> Sometimes Awen flows forth like a river.
> Sometiems it falls like rain.
> Sometimes it whispers in the ear like a gentle
> breeze.
> 
> And a lot of the time it slams you in the face like
> [insert obscure
> reference to chivalric fighting that I'm not ready
> to make here].
> 
> For example, the following:
> 
> ---------
> 
> 
> Title: What Do You Do?
> 
> Tune: "Oró Sé do Bheatha 'Bhaile"
> 
> (Sung like "What do you do with a drunken sailor
)
> 
> 
> 
> What do you do when there are no events
> 
> What do you do when there are no events
> 
> What do you do when there are no events
> 
> In all Ansteorra?
> 
> 
> 
> Patch the holes in your pavillion X3
> 
> Make it look "authentic".
> 
> 
> 
> Throw out the tunic that your mom made X3
> 
> Ask her for another.
> 
> 
> 
> Find a scribe and paint some scrolls X3
> 
> Maybe one's for me/you

> 
> 
> 
> Beg the Baron to move Pop. forward X3
> 
> Maybe meet tomorrow? (Please?)
> 
> 
> 
> Make up a revel and invite the Shire X3
> 
> for no reason at all.
> 
> 
> 
> Quickly make friends with a brewer X3
> 
> Hope s/he's feeling gen'rous.
> 
> 
> 
> Declare war on the nearest canton X3
> 
> Then tell 'em you're from Northkeep.
> 
> 
> 
> Find a Donia; beg for a lesson X3
> 
> What's she got that whip for?
> 
> 
> 
> Maybe let those bruises heal
> 
> Maybe let those bruises heal
> 
> Maybe let those bruises heal

> 
> 
nah!
> 
> 
> 
> Fix that dent atop your helm X3
> 
> So next fight you can see straight.
> 
> 
> 
> Buy some duct tape and fix your "sword" up X3
> 
> Gulf War's soon upon us!
> 
> 
> 
> Catch up on all the sleep you mised X3
> 
> While you've got the chance!
> 
> 
> 
> Find a lassie; try to woo her
> 
> Whoops, she's Amazon!
> 
> 
> 
> Get with your lady, make some babies X3
> 
> That's what _____ did!
> 
> [insert name of latest father-to-be]
> 
> 
> 
> Make up awful songs like this one
> 
> Make up awful songs like this one
> 
> Make up awful songs like this one
> 
> And one more tomorrow!
> 
> ---------
> 
> 
> 
> Not exactly Taliesin's *Trawsganu Kynon*, but I hope
> you chuckled a bit.
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