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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I dedicate this filk to the self identified hams of
the list, you know who you are...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>"Prose, Poems and Song"</FONT></DIV>
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<P>I am Bard....Bard I am. </P>
<P>That Bard I am... that Bard I am... I do not like that Bard I am. </P>
<P>Do you like "poems, prose and song"? </P>
<P>I do not like them, Bard I am. I do not like "poems, prose and song". </P>
<P>Would you like them here or there? </P>
<P>I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not
like poems, prose and song. I do not like them, Bard I am. </P>
<P>Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? </P>
<P>I would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse! I would
not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. </P>
<P>Would you voice them in a box? Would you voice them with a fox? </P>
<P>No, not in a box, not with a fox! Not in a house, not with a mouse! I would
not voice them here or there, I would not voice them anywhere! I would not voice
"poems, prose and song", I do not like them, Bard I am! </P>
<P>Would you, could you, in a bar? Voice them, voice them, here they are! </P>
<P>I would not, could not in a bar! </P>
<P>You may like them, you will see. You may like them in a tree. </P>
<P>I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a bar, now let me be! Not in a box,
not with a fox, not in a house, not with a mouse! I would not like them here or
there, I would not like them anywhere! I do not like "poems, prose and song", I
do not like them, Bard I am! </P>
<P>Could you, would you do quatrains? </P>
<P>No, not a quatrain, not in a tree, not in a bar. Bard, let me be! Not in a
box, not with a fox, not with a mouse, not in a house! Not here or there, not
anywhere! </P>
<P>In the dark? Here, in the dark? Would you, could you, in the dark? </P>
<P>I would not, could not, in the dark! Would you, could you in the rain? </P>
<P>I would not could not in the rain! Not in the dark, not in a lane! Not in a
bar, not in a tree! I would not like them, Bard you see! </P>
<P>Would you, could you, with a goat? </P>
<P>I would not, could not with a goat! I will not voice them here or there, I
would not voice them anywhere! </P>
<P>Would you, could you on a boat? I would not, would not on a boat! I will not,
will not with a goat! Not in the rain, not in a lane! </P>
<P>You do not like them, so you say. Try them, try them, and you may! Try them
and you may I say! </P>
<P>Bard, if you will let me be, I will try them, and you will see! I like
"poems, prose and song"! I do, I like them, Bard I am! And I would voice them in
a boat, and I would voice them with a goat, and I will voice them in the rain
and in the dark and in a lane and in a bar and in a tree they are so good so
good you see! So I will voice them in a box and I will voice them with a fox and
I will voice them in a house and I will voice them with a mouse and I will voice
them here or there and I will voice them anywhere! I do so like "poems, prose
and song"! Thank you, thank you, Bard I am!</P>
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<P>Yours in Filkitude</P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Gottfried Krimmelbein</FONT></P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Badgering Bard of StoneBridge
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