WR - Fabric (was Hamlet)

galiena at juno.com galiena at juno.com
Wed Apr 15 13:21:16 PDT 1998

Okay all. I have SEEN Joannas cloth rooms. I have BEEN there, and have
lived to tell about it. There is no cloth monster in her room, simply
because it is afraid, very afraid. There is a saying of sorts going into
Dantes' Inferno... "All who enter here, abandon all hope." That is what
should be put on the door to Joannas cloth rooms.
On Wed, 15 Apr 1998 14:24:17 +0900 Ghislaine Fontanneau/Elayne Hoover
<elyh at wcc.net> writes:
>It would be a bad idea for you to go looking for Rolanda's fabric. 
>Beware!!! Go No Further!!!! Turn Back Now!!!!  Because if you dare to
>open the door to the cloth closet, the closet monster might get you, 
>we'll never find you again!  On the other hand, if the closet monster
>takes a liking to you, it might hold the flashlight for you while you
>count the bolts.
>knotwork at juno.com wrote:
>> OK, this is getting serious now!  I haven't made a new outfit in 
>> but boy do I have fabric!  Maybe Marthe, Rolanda and I should have a
>> contest.  The one with the most cloth wins.  Alden once mentioned 
>> claiming that he and Rolanda were in possession of great quantities 
>> fabric.  You guys just haven't seen my back closet and bedroom yet!  
>> not proud of the amount of fabric I have.  In fact, it is a shameful
>> addiction.  I avoid cloth stores like recovering alcoholics avoid 
>> and a sale flyer from Hancock's is like a sign saying "Free Beer."  
>> there 12 steps to Freedom from Fabric?  (1.  I admit to being 
>> over the diabolical powers of warp and weft...)
>> Joanna
>Madame Ghislaine Fontanneau 
>elyh at wcc.net
>"Must'nt complain, Willy.  There's muck in the bottom of everyone's
>garbage can."
>		--"Dame Ellen"
>		   An Actor's Nightmare
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