WR - FW: This Bud's For You

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Sat Sep 23 18:06:00 PDT 2000


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From:    "Klinger, Warren:" <wklinger at tosco.com>
To:      "'dasfrau at webtv.net'" <dasfrau at webtv.net>, "'m.schendorf at att.net'" <m.schendorf at att.net>, "'AngusDuncan at att.net'" <AngusDuncan at att.net>
Subject: FW: This Bud's For You
Date:    Mon, 18 Sep 2000 16:08:00 -0700



> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Epps, Jeremy: 
> Sent:	Monday, September 18, 2000 11:48 AM
> To:	Klinger, Warren:
> Subject:	FW: This Bud's For You
> 
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From:	kim [SMTP:ksdu at operamail.com]
> Sent:	Wednesday, August 23, 2000 9:56 PM
> To:	kim
> Subject:	FWD: This Bud's For You
> 
> > This Bud's for you
> >
> > This Bud's for all of us!
> > Take a beer and send the truck to all of your
> > friends!!!!!!
> > |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||____
> > | B u d w e i s e r ||||'|"\,__.
> > |_..._...______===|=||_|__|...,]
> > "(@)'(@)"""*|(@)(@)*****(@)*I
> >
> > 25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT  WORK...
> >
> >
> > 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> > 2. It reduces stress.
> > 3. It leads to more honest communications.
> > 4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> > 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work
> > with a hangover.
> > 6. Employees tell management what they think,not
> > what management wants to
> > hear.
> > 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
> > 8. It encourages carpooling.
> > 9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a
> > bad job, you don't care.
> > 10. It eliminates vacations because people would
> > rather come to work.
> > 11. It makes fellow employees look better.
> > 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> > 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when
> > they are wasted.
> > 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> > 15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so
> > embarrassing.
> > 16. Employees work later since there's no longer a
> > need to relax at the bar.
> >
> > 17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> > 18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've,
> > had a couple of drinks.
> > 19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk
> > on their lunch break.
> > 20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
> > 21. It promotes foreign relations with the former
> > Soviet Union.
> > 22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
> > 23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> > 24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be
> > seen as "gross."
> > 25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be
> > common.
> >
> >
> 
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