[Bordermarch] bent pipe

[David Lathrop]

Greetings unto Adolf the Windy,
I'll have you know that HE Elisabeth uses my armor box every day for a table to set her sewing machine on. Should I remove her table I might as well rip the joy from her precious heart. I shall suffer your insults until time itself ends
before I ever hurt the love of my life.
I am tring to give my armor an aged look by letting the rust accumulate in certain places. My fear is that too many blows too the helm, which I seem to get a lot of, would surely ruin my aging tecnique. Have no fear Lord Adolf, when the chips are down and the dark hoard has you quaking in your thong, Santiago will be there, resplendant in aged armor, ready to give his life for a Bordermarcher!
HE Santiago



----- Original Message ----
From: "ragseg at aol.com" <ragseg at aol.com>
Sent: Sunday, July 20, 2008 5:07:56 PM
Subject: [Bordermarch] bent pipe

My dearest Baron,

I am shocked and deeply saddened at your unprovoked attack upon me and my character!? I am expecting to be able to defend my honor against you at the next fighter practice..... oh thats right you attend but do not fight.? Maybe we can use your seldom used armor and helm to straighten the roll of pipe you have found?? 

yours truly 
Adolf the Bear
Squire to Sir Simoon of Amber Isle
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