[Bordermarch] I am back

[Jayna Calhoun]

Nomis you are surely confused on many levels.  HE Santiago is known for his workmanship both with wood and iron.  A very impressive piece was displayed infront of their encampment at Melee's.  Did you not see the Celtic Horse he carved?  And at the home of their excellencies there are many more projects of his.  Perhaps, you are envious of  his obvious skills and talents?  Please stop these rantings against our Baron and Baroness.  Make no mistake Nomis you will not be able to avoid an "ambush by the little people" if you continue down this path!  

--- On Wed, 1/14/09, nomistk at bordermarch.org <nomistk at bordermarch.org> wrote:

From: nomistk at bordermarch.org <nomistk at bordermarch.org>
Subject: [Bordermarch] I am back
To: bordermarch at lists.ansteorra.org
Date: Wednesday, January 14, 2009, 8:49 PM

Well,

I have spent the last several weeks regrouping and watching from afar....only
to find that I have been proven right yet again!  While I have been avioding
being ambushed by some 
rabid "little people" under the employee of the baroness I have been
able to discover some very interesting facts.

First, I was able to spend some quality time with the Baron and I must say that
his condition is truly tough to observe.  First you must listen to these
fanticiful tales of how his 
newest project will be some great wonder of the world.  The boat prow that I
sent him is now being fashioned into some version of a great ballista capable of
shooting over the 
curve of the Earth.  Needless to say that it is only pieces of srap iron and
boat prow but you are forced to nod in agreement at his wide eyed stories.  I
won't even go into the 
new yurt that he is planning that will also serve as the great hall for the
Barony.  All men must have their dreams.

I was also able to observe the Baroness and needless to say she was not to keen
on my presence in the keep.  I observed the Baron being fed the leafs of the
vines on the walls of 
the keep rather than real food.  I even witnessed him begging for rasins to eat
and saw him picking up some rasins off of the floor to sake his appetite.  While
he seemed a willing 
participant to this type of food his behavior on the twelth night fest would
say otherwise.  If something was coated or dipped in sugar he was eating it,
behind the Baronesses back 
no less.

Now we need know what is in the new changes in the Barony.  While the Vaunted
and much overworked one armed gardener decided to take a rest from her ceaseless
work for the Barony, 
the lard covered leatherman has stepped in to fill the open of seneschal
position on a temporary basis.  Obviously he is in her employ and thus she
tightens her control over the 
officers.  We even had to witness the leathermans attempt at sword play during
the days celebrations.  Warming up to do the Baronesses' dirty work?  He is
a long way off from being 
a real threat but is in training none the less.

In closing I would like to warn anybody who chooses to visit the Baronial keep.
 The Baroness has positioned several trees around the property to be ready to
"fall" at a moments 
notice.  Do not be a victim, keep your eyes pealed.

In Service I remain
Nomis


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