[Bordermarch] Our Dear Baron
nomistk at bordermarch.org
nomistk at bordermarch.org
Wed May 6 10:21:14 PDT 2009
Populace,
It is with great concern that I am writing this missive. I have once again found the baron on the grounds of his manor puttering about, mumbling to himself about the great and many
things that he is making. It would seem that anything wooden and showing the slightest curve to it is subject to being declared a bow in the making. He is always ready with his
test string and upon discovery of a suitable looking "bow",(read stick of wood) he lashes the string to it and pulls away. Woe be the pain for any unsuspecting soul who happens to
be wandering by when his testing is in progress.
With the up coming baronial event I feel that I must warn anybody that happens to use a walking stick to avoid the Baron at all cost. He will surley mistake this for a highly
prized Mongolian horse bow and will then whip out his string for testing. The loud crack will surley indicate another failed bow!
Nomis
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