[Bordermarch] Season's Joy

[Lathrop, Dave]

I climbed to the very top of the roof.
I installed Christmas lights and wreaths way up there; to please HE Elisabeth.
I carefully traced my steps back down the roof.
I slipped and thought I was done for!
I only slipped about three inches.
I did not fall off the roof; this time.
As I was slipping I did hear something that sounded like someone chewing on a chunk of gristle.
The gristle turned out to be my nether regions!
For the rest of the year I shall be walking funny.


Merry Christmas,
HE Santiago