[Bordermarch] dream therapy for HE Santiago

[Bill C Burgin]

Occasionally, I like to have a little fun and see what kind of text message my 
phone would create if I just let it auto-fill word after word. Clearly, I 
accidentally hit the 'send' button and sent one of those to HE Santiago, who 
forwarded it on to the rest of the Barony.  While I appreciate his sensitivity 
in not pointing out that this random gibberish was something I had sent, it was 
not necessary. It was simply the combination of too much time, too little 
imagination, and an ill-advised pressing of the 'send' button.
But then, who hasn't had THAT accident? ;{>
EricS
 
We cannot destroy the Earth; we can only destroy our ability to live on it.




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From: "Lathrop, Dave" <David.Lathrop at valero.com>
To: Barony Bordermarch <bordermarch at lists.ansteorra.org>
Sent: Thu, November 4, 2010 12:20:06 PM
Subject: Re: [Bordermarch] dream therapy for HE Santiago



Since an explanation to the pickle jar conundrum miraculously appeared to me in 
a dream last night, I probably won't be needing any dream regression therapy, 
and I no longer have to fret about trying to explain why Bordermarch's jewel, 
the ever-so-lovely Lady Lily the poetess has been fraternizing with someone who 
doesn't rhyme!

When I went nite-nite last night I quickly entered my post-REM state and found 
myself standing in a field of beautiful torch-lite yellow snap hooties, the 
state flower of Delaware. As I was surveying the seemingly endless sea of 
hooties, I saw what looked like a small red jar perched on the only newel post 
in the field.
Although the jar was quite some distance from my point of perspective, I could 
tell it was a very beautiful jar; and with that simple thought the jar was in my 
hand.
It was a strawberry jelly jar! That's why it looked red from the distance.
I also noticed that I was wearing the white surgical latex rubber gloves that HE 
Elisabeth gifted to me three Christmases ago; probably just a bleed-over from a 
confidential conversation I had with Lord Phocas concerning his ongoing phobia 
of greasy tiki-torch wicks.

I noticed the jar had one of those handles on it allowing it to be recycled into 
a drinking receptacle when the jelly was gone; I thought that was pretty cool.

I started to open the jar and taste the jelly, but the sweet sound of a 
middle-aged yodeling pickle suddenly filled my entire dreamscape much more than 
any bright color could. The music stirred my soul with visions of a yodeling 
Slim Whitman dancing barefoot on his tip-toes while balancing a beaver chapeau 
on his knee; I then remembered the pickle dream.

I began to realize that the closed jelly jar was the Rosetta Stone that would 
unlock my subconscious intellect, thereby allowing me to solve the pickle jar 
puzzle. I was also hoping beyond hope that the closed jelly jar would help me 
figure out why in the world Lord Chrestien Brule wears that black Naugahyde hat 
with those fluffy faded blue plumages stuck in the hat band.

While staring down at the jelly jar in my hand and waiting for what seemed an 
eternity for my intellect to kick in, HE Elisabeth suddenly appeared carrying a 
totally period RonCo Whopper-Chopper.
She uttered not a word, but simply held out the Whopper-Chopper for my 
examination.

I noticed that the Chopper's plastic container, which is usually filled with 
diced 1015 onions, was now overflowing with chopped pickles.

Eureka!
The moment I saw the chopped pickles I immediately knew why HE Elisabeth could 
not get the lid off the pickle jar.

God Bless Ron and his Whopper company RonCo.

HE Santiago




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From: bordermarch-bounces+david.lathrop=valero.com at lists.ansteorra.org 
[mailto:bordermarch-bounces+david.lathrop=valero.com at lists.ansteorra.org] On 
Behalf Of Thelismar at bordermarch.org
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 2010 8:58 PM
To: bordermarch at lists.ansteorra.org
Subject: [Bordermarch] dream therapy for HE Santiago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvmHbj_vnxs

this is a link to a dream regression therapy technique video to help you
through your nocturnal hallucinations... Yours in service, Beau & Karen

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