[Bordermarch] Truth sayer

[Lathrop, Dave]

I would like to respond to this hoarder of yurts with a short bit of period verse called  "Lord Jimmy's Fruit Biscuit".
I gleaned the verbiage from the Book of Weeb.
I hope it is not so complex and deep that he misunderstands it's meaning;
Can anyone guess who this hoarder might be?

And now............"Lord Jimmy's Fruit Biscuit"

How dare him spout, "It Do Not Exist!"
He jealous n mealous,
 he suffer from twitch.
He try make me stupid!
I not stupid!


Thank you,
HE Santiago



From: ragseg at aol.com [mailto:ragseg at aol.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 06, 2010 1:35 PM
To: bordermarch at lists.ansteorra.org; Lathrop, Dave
Subject: Truth sayer

Well,

I am not one to say I told you so but.... I told you so.  It seems that the oh so famous Baronial Yurt that the fine Baron "built" has already been retired.  What, you say!  How can this be?  It has not even been slept in!  I can answer all of these questions with this statement...it did not exist!  I recieved a message last night from our famed constructionist baron stating that he had purchasd a 16' pavillion just like the new Baronial pavillion.  What about the Yurt I asked.  Well it was not big enough he said.  How can this be I ask?  The Baroness decreed it too small he said.  I then asked are yo sure she was talking about the yurt?  That made him think.

In the end the Baron insisted that the yurt was too small and that the pavillion was the answer to all is problems.  So I asked if I could have the yurt.  Interestingly enough he said it was not available.  Now I know what I said so many months ago is true...just like Big Foot, the Yeti and Atlantis, The Yurt does not exist!