[Bordermarch] Populace tonight

[Jillian Birtciel]

You are so weird...

On Fri, May 27, 2011 at 9:41 AM, Lathrop, Dave <David.Lathrop at valero.com>wrote:

> Unto the Company of the Phoenix,
>
> Thanks for responding and taking care of this part of the event.
>
> Now back to that flogging;
>
> I'm afraid of flogging our current Knight Marshall, Lord Biau, because he's
> the type of mariner that might enjoy it! I'm certain we would have a heck of
> a time unflogging him.
>
> Let us not forget that the last person we unflogged was Nomis. I recall
> that the unflogging seemed to have unhinged Nomis a tad more than usual, and
> perhaps that was the reason for his disappearance.
> Although I sort of immediately sent the Seventh Hand of Kebol to find him,
> we only recently learned that Nomis has hooked up with that swamp-witch,
> Lady Jimwat; again. I must regretfully report that Nomis and Lady Jimwat
> have produced a male love-child whose name remains an enigma. A rumor now
> floats on the wind that the love-child suffers uncontrolled growth spurts
> which are producing and a lot of bumps on its head. Word is this love-child
> is already eating chicken fingers with his bare hands and drinking fava bean
> curd without a straw!
>
> HE Santiago
>
>