[Bordermarch] We're Pregnant!

[John Hirling]

Let me guess . . . obedience school wont take sick puppies

ihon
One person with passion is better than forty people merely interested."

— E. M. Forster


On Thu, Jun 28, 2012 at 1:17 PM, David Lathrop <dblathrop at yahoo.com> wrote:

> OMG!!!  The sad thing is HE Santiago writes these things...talent or
> torture??  You decide!
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> Elisabeth...I could say torture but it makes me laugh so hard I've got to
> say talent!
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>  From: "Lathrop, Dave" <David.Lathrop at valero.com>
> To: Barony Bordermarch <bordermarch at lists.ansteorra.org>
> Sent: Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:24 PM
> Subject: [Bordermarch] We're Pregnant!
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> And Kuato said, "Quaiddddddd!----Quaiddddddd! open your mind Quaiddddddd!
> for the Master of all things, HE Santiago, brings Stabilized Wood for some
> extraordinary and unprecedented viewing gratification at Populace tonight!"
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> If the beauty of the Stabilized Wood burns through your psyche and
> rubberizes you're soul, please avert your eyes and stare to Sir Simonn for
> awhile.
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> We spoke briefly of Jimmy the Nit in the Professional Post A&S Day
> questionnaire, and now we speak again:
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> Jimmy the Nit was hatched in the sea,
> in an empty container of old cottage cheese.
> His baby wings sparkled and glowed in the night,
> but his bright little smile gave all a huge fright!
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> It seems Jimmy the Nit was all he could be,
> but this Nit had no lips and could never say "P".
> Both Papa and Mama Nit had fluffy blue lips,
> and lips were the norm when it came to the Nits!
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> A Nit without lips is quite a rare thing,
> and everyone knows how the Nits love to sing.
> Pour Jimmy the Nit tried as hard as he could,
> but nothing came out of his mouth like it should.
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> When Jimmy got hungry and asked for a pickle,
> Mama Nit told him, "We're fresh out of ickles"
> If Papa nit offered him peas porridge pod,
> Jimmy responded with the common Nit Nod.
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> Since a lipless existence was hard for a Nit,
> Jimmy was forced to develop his wit.
> While pondering teeth in his own deep reflection,
> Jimmy the Nit found his life's new direction!
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> This fresh revelation would steer his course,
> and get him close to a thing called a horse.
> Determined he was to buzz and bite,
> and take out his anger in the dark of the night.
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> The horse thing was huge from a Nit's point of view,
> but Jimmy pushed on and gave it a chew.
> It stammered and whinnied and bucked towards the sky,
> if Jimmy let go he knew he would die!
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> The lipless Nit that was born with a smile,
> just stepped on the road they call the Green Mile.
> The horse threw Jimmy the Nit to the dirt,
> and that's where Jimmy discovered real hurt.
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> Jimmy the Nit was hatched in the sea,
> in an empty container of old cottage cheese.
> He passed from the world and left this rat race,
> but Jimmy the Nit had a smile on his face.
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> See ya'll tonight,
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> HE Santiago
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