[Bordermarch] baronial guard

Lathrop, Dave David.Lathrop at valero.com
Wed May 8 11:10:43 PDT 2013


It does not automatically make you Captain of the Guard.
Chrestien and I have recently been in discussion about a specialized Bordermarch Rapier unit. The unit would be the same format as the Baronial Guard, except it would be different.

Not to digress, but I was expecting a bit more from you during our Hot Dog Night gathering at the Coastal Grand Baronials.
You have posted numerous times on this list about your fabled Friday night hot dog extravaganzas that take place during your mundane work on tug boat Willy.

I was hoping to see a Master Dogologist bring out a customized elk meat hot dog encrusted with
pre-soaked fava beans and spiced walnuts.
Of course this Master Dogologist would cook the weenie too perfection and perhaps slather it with sour cream and chives. I fully expected the hot-dog to be gently cradled in a homemade bun made from wheat flour that you gathered and milled yourself.

Instead I saw a man who seemed beaten down by father time. I witnessed this man sticking a weenie on the end of his dagger and toasting it over the camp stove!
Once you had the weenie cooked to the consistency of warmed milk,---heavens forbid it if you accidently charred the tubular sausage!,---you gingerly placed it on a store-bought borzoi loaf and proceeded to stuff the whole thing in your mouth.

Such grace has only been witnessed by hobos!

HE Santiago

 

-----Original Message-----
From: bordermarch-bounces at lists.ansteorra.org [mailto:bordermarch-bounces at lists.ansteorra.org] On Behalf Of walton dumesnil
Sent: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 11:32 AM
To: gossip fence
Subject: Re: [Bordermarch] baronial guard

query: Does my being Champion make me "Captain" of the Guard?...if so, please tell Ld Chrestien first and everyone else second...He likes knowing these things...YIS until death or unconciousness render me otherwise, Beau 		 	   		  
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