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t without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environme=
ntally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, no=
n-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, pr=
acticed within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of=
 your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the rel=
igious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not=
 to practice religious or secular traditions at all

... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncom=
plicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2=
002, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or =
sects whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not t=
o imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is th=
e only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and having regard to the race,=
 creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer =
platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

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  a.. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
  b.. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shal=
l be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the w=
ishor are acknowledged.
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any of the wishes.
  d.. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or =
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishes in certain j=
urisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
  e.. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected w=
ithin the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or un=
til the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
  f.. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of=
 this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
  g.. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "O=
ur Savior", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dea=
d or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of t=
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  ~Alfred~
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