[Bryn-gwlad] 50 Ways To Leave Your Barony

[Celestria leDragon]

That is just awesome!
Celestria

On Jan 15, 2008 12:31 AM, Elizabeth Crouchet <elizabeth at crouchet.com> wrote:

>  *50 Ways To Leave Your Barony*
>
> "The problem is all inside your head", my Sire said to me.
> "The answer is easy if you take it logically.
> We'd like to help you in your struggle to be free.
> There must be fifty ways to leave your Barony."
>
> They said "It would be really bad to start a bloody feud.
> Furthermore, We hope our meaning won't be lost or misconstrued,
> But We'll repeat it at the risk of being bood.
> There must be fifty ways to leave your barony,
> Fifty ways to leave your barony."
>
> Get shot out the back, Jack
> Avoid the big coup, Lou,
> No need to be killed, Will,
> Just listen to me.
> You can go mad, Chad,
> Take a long trip, Chip,
> Go off to sea, Lee,
> and get yourself free.
>
> Go with the Girls, Earl,
> Rest on the Isle, Lyle,
> Set down the crown, Brown,
> and get out of town.
> Make a new plot, Mott,
> Don't lose your head, Ned,
> Evade all your Guard, Bard,
> And soon you'll be free.
> The Crown said "It grieves me so so see you in such pain,
> wish there was something We could do to see you free again."
> I said "I appreciate that, but would you please explain,
> about the 50 ways?"
>
> They said "Why don't you just sleep on it tonight.
> And We believe in the morning everything will be alright."
> So I doubled the guard and realized they probably were right,
> There must be 50 ways to leave your barony.
>
> Drop the brass hat, Mat,
> Die of old age, Sage,
> Lie on the bier, Dear,
> and burn your troubles away.
> Become a Monk, Punk,
> Get lost in a cave, Dave,
> Pick up a stick, Rick,
> and fight your way free.
>
> Sally out the port, Mort,
> Just follow your feet, Pete,
> and beat a retreat.
> Go on the lamb, Sam,
> Spit on the Queen, Dean,
> Go off to sea, Lee,
> and get yourself free.
>
> Lyrics By Paul, Claire, Dore, Wilhelm, Celleach
> Written on the drive home from Coronation, mostly.
>
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