CR - Elfsea Defender

Arabella de Montacute ladyarabella at hotmail.com
Mon Sep 28 09:44:53 PDT 1998


Greetings,
     I would like to publish the quotes in our next newsletter, could I 
have your permission, pppllleeaassee!
Arabella de Montacute
chronicler Elfsea


>Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1998 21:50:12 -0500 (CDT)
>From: "Timothy A. McDaniel" <tmcd at crl.com>
>To: central at Ansteorra.ORG
>Subject: Re: CR - Elfsea Defender
>Reply-To: central at Ansteorra.ORG
>
>On Sun, 27 Sep 1998, Bob Dewart wrote:
>> I had to work.. How did [Elfsea Defender] go??? Tell me everything!!!
>
>Hot.  Humid.  Almost windless.
>
>Extremely spiffy vigil tents for Robin of Gilwell, almost as if they'd
>been Braanwynized.  One was a chapel with *lots* of ornaments, a rail,
>a kneeler; one was for him to receive visitors (and had neat stuff and
>portraits and shimmering samite); one party tent with lots of great
>food.  (Drat, *who* did it -- Aislynn?  Gunther helped.)
>
>The tourneys seemed fast.  I believe the rapier list (and possibly the
>other) went until someone was undefeated -- five rounds, I think.
>
>I guess I'd better post my few court notes.  I don't have
>an award list, though; I stopped taking notes early.
>
>Three hour court.  (Sung to the tune of "The _Gilligan's Isle_ Theme
>Song".)  Usual passel of awards -- some I agree with, a few I don't.
>
>It was Night of the Pelican.  *Four* called up simultaneously.
>Anastasia and Karl der Gander took theirs on the spot; Lasair and
>another to be done at Steppes Twelfth Night.  (I suppose *that* should
>be enough straight lines.)
>
>Notable quotes from Court:
>
>(Royal herald (Ulf?), by dint of mighty effort, struggles thru a Latin
>charter, Xena's Laurel)
>"I'm sure you've all wanted to hear a Norseman do a Latin scroll ..."
>(shout from crowd) "We're still waiting!"
>
>Barn: "Will you accept elevation at our hands?"
>Candidate: "Aiiieeee, eeerrrmmm, ..."
>Barn, looming and very serious-looking: "Say 'no' and I'll kill you."
>Candidate, deer-in-headlights: "Um ... can I give it, um, prayerful
>           consideration?"
>Barn: "The correct answer is 'yes'."
>
>(Royal herald reading a Pelican charter text, stumbles in reading.)
>(Barn turns and holds up two fingers, meaning "that's two.")
>"Would Your Majesty like me to switch to Latin?"
>
>"He gets what he deserves -- another circle to sit in."
>
>"Good thing you said 'yes'.  I was about to come pimp-slap you."
>
>"Will you accept elevation now or at a later time?"
>"I don't want to make a dress and hold a party!  DO ME NOW!"
>
>Daniel "It's All a Big Mistake" de Lincolia, clerk
>-- 
>Tim McDaniel (home); Reply-To: tmcd at crl.com; 
>if that fail, tmcd at austin.ibm.com is my work address.
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