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[Ledonna]

Have fun with this one.
Delphina

 
> You Might Be a Viking Redneck If... [Copied from An Tirs' 'Steps'
> newsgroup.]
> Your drinking horn in engraved with "Budweiser"...in runic.
> Your latest garb makes you look a lot like Elvis with a cloak.
> You think the Known World kingdoms include Graceland and Dollywood.
> Your sword says General Robert E. Lee on one side and Odin on the other.
> Your usual pre-tourney carbo-loading is a moon pie and YooHoo.
> Your belt buckle is larger than your shield.
> You have a pack of Camel's rolled up in the sleeve of your tunic.
> Favorite feast entertainment includes "pillaging and wet T-shirt contests".
> Whenever making a request at a bardic circle you always yell "Freebird!"
> When you play at a bardic circle you perform an eight minute drum solo in
> the middle of Greensleeves.
> You and your buddies create a holmgang-mosh-pit and follow the wandering
> minstrels.
> During your last raid you replaced the king's crown with one that says
> "Burger King."
> You think the worst part of tourney season is the "dadgum skeeters."
> Your favorite tunic is camouflage color.
> Your basket hilt doubles as a bottle opener.
> You have the confederate flag painted on your shield.
> The center boss on your shield is primer colored.
> You air out your pavilion up on blocks in your yard.  You think the king
> would look better in flannel cause he looks like a sissy in all that velvet.
> You have ever fantasized about the queen wearing Daisy Duke shorts.  You
> have ever accidentally referred to the other kingdom in the war as "them
> damn Yankees."
> You suggested that they outfit the baronial pavilion with red wood deck.  In
> your opinion, that rhino-hide fellow you fought in the last tourney "just
> ain't right."
> You teach newbies that "Howdy y'all" is the correct way to address anybody
> in the peerage.
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