[DFT] Fw: Mother Theresa in Heaven

[Thora Olafsdottir]

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To: thoraolafsdottir at juno.com
Date: Sun, 30 Jun 2002 15:55:43 EDT
Subject: Mother Theresa in Heaven
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> >> > Mother Teresa died and went to Heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly
>> > Gates. "Art thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asks God.
>> > "I could eat," Mother Teresa replies.
>> > So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they
>> > share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looks down into
>> > Hell and sees the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters,
>> > pheasants, pastries and wines. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remains
>> > quiet. The next day God again invites her to join him for a meal. Again,
>> > it is tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa can see the denizens
>> > of Hell enjoying caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles and chocolates. Still
>> > she says nothing.
>> > The following day, mealtime arrives and another can of tuna is opened.
>> > She can't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she says: "God, I am
>> > grateful to be in Heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient
>> > life I led. But here in Heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of
>> > rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I
>> > just don't understand.
>> > "God sighs. "Let's be honest," he says, "for just two people, does it
>> > pay to cook?"
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