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From: Eadric1201 at aol.com
Full-name: Eadric1201
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 2002 00:10:40 EST
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In a message dated 3/25/02 5:04:29 AM Central Standard Time, Us73smurfette
writes:

> BAD AMERICAN
>  >>      George Carlin's I'm a BAD American:
>  >>
>  >>      I Am Your Worst Nightmare.
>  >>      I am a BAD American.
>  >>      I am George Carlin.
>  >>
>  >>      I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe
>  >>      the money I make
>  >>      belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel
>  >>      governmental functionary with
>  >>      a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts
>  >>      squirting out
>  >>      babies.
>  >>
>  >>      I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd
>  >>      better do it in
>  >>      English.
>  >>
>  >>      I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
>  >>
>  >>      I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,
>  >>      it takes two
>  >>      parents.
>  >>
>  >>      I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
>  >>
>  >>      I want to know which church is it exactly where the
>  >>      Reverend Jesse Jackson
>  >>      preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he
>  >>      always part of the
>  >>      problem and not the solution.
>  >>
>  >>      I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex,
>  >>      and it is sex for
>  >>      both of you. This even applies when you are President of
>  >>      the United States.
>  >>
>  >>      I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
>  >>      enlightenment than
>  >>      working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are
>  >>      footing the bill to put
>  >>      your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't
>  >>      begun to be
>  >>      enlightened.
>  >>
>  >>      I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God
>  >>      or gods, just leave
>  >>      the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
>  >>
>  >>      I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
>  >>
>  >>      I don't think being a minority makes you noble or
>  >>      victimized.
>  >>
>  >>      I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield
>  >>      for unpopular
>  >>      opinions or actions.
>  >>
>  >>      I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>  >>
>  >>      My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever
>  >>      canceled Dr. Quinn,
>  >>      Medicine Woman.
>  >>
>  >>      I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>  >>
>  >>      I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing
>  >>      about it.
>  >>
>  >>      I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those
>  >>      experts now, when I
>  >>      am freezing my ass through a long winter?
>  >>
>  >>      I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
>  >>      forty years in the
>  >>      desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned
>  >>      any witches or
>  >>      been persecuted by the
>  >>      Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
>  >>
>  >>      I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass
>  >>      if you're running
>  >>      from them. I also think they have the right to pull your
>  >>      ass over if you are
>  >>      breaking the law,
>  >>      regardless of what color you are.
>  >>
>  >>      I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works,
>  >>      I don't want you
>  >>      deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of
>  >>      the world for the
>  >>      next four years.
>  >>
>  >>      I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing,
>  >>      your license should
>  >>      be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until
>  >>      you promise to
>  >>      never delay the rest of us again.
>  >>
>  >>      I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect
>  >>      food.
>  >>
>  >>      I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them,
>  >>      but please don't
>  >>      pretend they are a political statement.
>  >>
>  >>      I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
>  >>
>  >>      I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
>  >>      desperately the
>  >>      mainstream media would like the world to believe
>  >>      otherwise.
>  >>
>  >>      If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
>  >>      American.
>  >>
>  >>      If you too are a BAD American please forward this to
>  >>      everyone you know.
>  >>
>  >>      We need our country back!
>  >>
>  >>         !!AMEN!!
>  >>
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