[DFT] The Saga of Mthir Red

Martha Conard conardviking at gwi.net
Wed Apr 2 02:59:42 PST 2003


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From: "Seanan mac Tighearnain" <seanan at elfsea.net>
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Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 6:23 PM
Subject: [DFT] The Saga of Mthir Red


> *********************
> The Saga of Mthir Red
> *********************
> (adapted from Mr. Ed by Warder Ceanntighern)
>
> A norse is a norse, of course, of course,
> And no one can vike with a norse of course,
> That is, of course, unless the norse is the famous
> Mthir Red.
>
> Go right to the source and bug the norse,
> He'll give you a thwack and then take your horse,
> He's always on the job of course,
> Vike with Mthir Red.
>
> Picts all hackity hack alike and make themselves a pain,
> But Mthir Red will ever vike as long as there's loot to be gained.
>
> A norse is a norse, of course, of course,
> And no one should ever unlock their doors,
> Unless they're on the run, of course, from the famous
> Mthir Red.
>
> So stay on your course and flee the norse,
> or else he'll take all your stuff by force,
> The vikings everywhere endorse,
> "Vike with Mthir Red."
>
> Every one of the ealdormen look down upon the thane,
> But Mthir Red will make them spend their gold again
> and again.
>
> A norse is a norse, of course, of course,
> And this one'll kick you right in the torse,
> That is, unless you pay, of course, pay to Mthir Red.
>
> But if'a you want a refresher course,
> on ways to turn all your foes to fourths,
> or grant yourself a quick divorce,
> Vike with Mthir Red.
>
> Jutes and Angles and Saxons storming up and down the lanes,
> could never equal Mthir Red, the baddest one of the Danes.
>
> A norse is a norse, of course, of course,
> And this one'll vike without remorse,
> You never heard of this viking norse?
>
> Well listen to this,
>
> I am Mthir Red...THWACK!!!
>
>
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