[DFT] Fwd: Fw: Texans

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Inez  Innes
> 
> Subject: Texans
> 
> 
> > Gabriel came to the Lord and said, " I have to talk to you.  We have some
> > Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems.  They're swinging on
> the
> > pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes,
> > their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing Baseball caps
> > and cowboy hats instead of their halos.  They refuse to keep the stairway
> > to Heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over
> the
> > place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."
> >
> > The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel.  Heaven is Home to all my
> > children.  If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the
> > Devil."
> >
> > The Devil answered the phone, " Hello?  Damn, hold on a minute."
> >
> > The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back.  What can I do for you?"
> >
> > The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having
> > down there."
> >
> > The Devil said, "Hold on again.  I need to check on something."
> >
> > After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back.
> > Now what was the question?"
> >
> > The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
> >
> > The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord."
> >
> > This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes.  The Devil returned and said ,
> I'm
> > sorry Lord, I can't talk right now.  Them damn Texans done put out the
> fire
> > and are trying to install air conditioning."
> >
> >
> 



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