[DFT] do you think you will pass it on?

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Subject: Do you think You will pass it on?


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> Do you think YOU will pass it on???
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> Hummm...
>
> One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come
from
> the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. Yes, sir, I just
caught
> the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they
> couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"
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>
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> "What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.
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> Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry
and
> divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and
smoke
> and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each
> other. I'm really gonna have fun!"
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>
>
> "And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.
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> "Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.
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> "How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.
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>
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> "Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take
them
> and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you!!
You
> don't want those people!!"
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>
>
> "How much?" He asked again.
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> Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."
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> Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.
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> Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder
why
> the world's going to hell.
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>
>
> Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what
the
> Bible says.
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>
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> Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not
have
> to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?
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>
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> Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow
Satan
> (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).
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> Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through
>
> e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages
> regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
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> Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through
> cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school
> and workplace.
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>
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> Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be
an
> invisible Christian the rest of the week.
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>
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> Are you laughing?
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>
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> Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send
it
> to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or
> what they will think of you for sending it to them.
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>
>
> Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of
me
> than what God thinks of me.
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> Will YOU pass this on? .... I did
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