[DFT] Fwd: Fw: Whats Your Southern Sign?

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Thu Feb 19 17:02:21 PST 2004

I am a Moon Pie      innes

> Subject: Whats Your Southern Sign?
> What's Your "Southern" Sign?
> >
> >Some of us (especially Southerners) are pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and
> >it has become obvious that what we need are "Southern" symbols:
> >
> >OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very
> >slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can
> >look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay
> >away from Moon Pies.
> >
> >CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin,
> >however, can make something of himself, if he's motivated and has lots of
> >seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like
> >Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
> >
> >BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're
> >unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
> >into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
> >driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going
> >to marry you, so don't worry about it.
> >
> >MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the
> >front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon
> >Pies. Big and round are the key words here. This might be the year to think
> >about aerobics. Or - maybe not.
> >
> >POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums
> >have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it
> >attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
> >dead. This strategy is probably not really healthy, but seems to work for
> >you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your problems
> >actually running you over.
> >
> >CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an
> >office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the
> >beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the
> >living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you
> >have a very, very good head.
> >
> >COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They
> >love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the
> >essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers,
> >psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if
> >you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save
> >yourself a lot of heartache.
> >
> >CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the
> >heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You
> >catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms
> >to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from
> >Moon Pies.
> >
> >GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like
> >yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You
> >love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club.
> >Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or
> >butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things,
> >that serves you well.
> >
> >BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your
> >fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friends and loved
> >ones - may find that your personality is much too salty, and their
> >criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much
> >softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you
> >want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of
> >life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
> >
> >BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter
> >Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be
> >proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what
> >the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have
> >anything to do with Moon Pies.
> >
> >ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough
> >exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old
> >friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback.
> >You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned
> >with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your
> >interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another
> >Armadillo, but Possum is another possibility.
> > 

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