[DFT] Fw: Fishing for Carolans?

[Seanan]

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> > CATCH OF THE DAY: Prawn fishermen from Dunmore East, Waterford, Ireland,
> >   pulled up their nets off the coast of England and found plenty more
> >   than jumbo shrimp: bottles of Carolans Irish Cream liqueur, complete
> >   with drinking glasses. C&C International, which makes Carolans,
> >   confirmed a container-load of 8,000 presentation bottles had fallen
> >   overboard from a freighter on its way to Spain. "None of the fishermen
> >   who made last week's discovery could be contacted yesterday," the
Irish
> >   Times reported. "They were back at sea fishing the same area." (Irish
> >   Times) ...Proving that not everyone featured in 'This is True' is
> >   stupid.
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Holiday
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date
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