ES - (Fwd) period technical notes
G.R.Rhine
PenGwen at ticnet.com
Sun Apr 25 06:16:42 PDT 1999
This came across the equestrian list... I thought you all might
enjoy it. *smile*
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The Top 11 Differences in the Middle Ages
if Microsoft Had Existed Then
11> Chastity belts require a password rather than a key.
10> Last year's pitchfork not compatible with this year's hay.
9> Lord Gates claims he has no memory of any memo describing
his intention to "wipeth my arse with the Magna Carta."
8> The "Good Plague" hoax.
7> Horses routinely stop in mid-stride, and require a boot to
the rear to start again.
6> The Microsoft Rack would work, but it would be 3 times
larger than it should be and never completely kill anyone.
5> Forget about William Tell; William Gates shoots Apple off
the head of Steve Jobs.
4> Use of a large, clumsy broadsword instead of yet-to-be-
invented scissors helps explain Lord Bill's haircut.
3> Archbishop of Canterbury gets hit in the face with a pie.
2> Stained Glass Windows MCCCXXXXV actually not released
until Spring of MCCCXXXXVI.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Difference in the
Middle Ages if Microsoft Had Existed Then...
1> The Y1K bug threatens to cripple high-tech industries,
like stonemasonry and weaving.
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