ES - [Fwd: Elfsea Defender trolling for volunteers]

[Amy & Bill Morris]

You are all invited to help at the Defender Troll Booth.    

"What," you say, "are you asking me to do?"
   Greet folk as they arrive, help them sign-in, and collect site fees.

"How will I know what to do?"
   You already know what to do, you have done it at every event. 
However I will provide a 'cheat sheet' with all necessary instructions. 
If I write really big I might be able to fill one page.

"I was going to meet lord this-and-such and lady so-and-so"
   Well what better place to meet them than the one place everyone goes
at the event?  Or you could both volunteer and spend a quick two hours
with them meeting old friends and making new friends at the troll
booth.  

"But I don't have the stuff you need."
   We supply pens, papers, waivers, site tokens, change, light, shelter,
etc.  All that you need is a smile.  When someone pulls in after a long
drive, nothing looks a welcome as a smile.

"How will I answer people's questions?"
   You will have your cheat sheet with all the answers about
signing-in.  There will be a site map that the already-arrived people
can put their locations on.  You will have a walkie-talkie to contact
the autocrat.  And I will be camped right across the road.  However when
people pull-in at 3 in the morning after a long drive, you will have to
be able to direct them to the nearest privy.      

"Why?"
   Because Elfsea needs you, and I need you.           

   Now that I have removed all possible objections I am sure your only
remaining question is how do I volunteer?  
   To volunteer, or to ask which shifts are still open, contact me (Lord
Mableth) at awmorris at flash.net or call (817) 589-7034.  
   As of the morning of Sunday, August 29 the following shifts are open:

Friday noon - 2:00 both seats
Friday 2:00 - 4:00 both seats
Friday 4:00 - 6:00 both seats
Friday midnight to Saturday 2:00 one seat
Saturday 2:00 - 4:00 (AM) both seats
Saturday 4:00 - 6:00 (AM) both seats
Saturday 6:00 - 8:00 (AM) both seats
Saturday 8:00 - 10:00 (AM) both seats
Saturday 10:00 - noon one seat

All other slots already have volunteers, sorry. 

If you want more information about Elfsea Defender, see your Black Star,
the Elfsea Scroll or http://home.earthlink.net/~dmmerlick/elfsea.html.
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