[Elfsea] LOTR Parody

[Betsy Marshall]

hey all you computer gurus...I found this on the cooks list of all places..

.From: "Richard Kappler" <rkappler at home.com>

Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2001 16:01:42 -0500
Subject: Adamantius the Grey


Recently my Master, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I
mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC. I told him how
happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. To
my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on. Instantly I
got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do
not worry, it is unharmed.'

After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a
close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it
seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on
the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription
finer than anything I had ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly
bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

 12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElOE5 I OCC98D444AA08EI324

 'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said in a timid voice.

 'No but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the
language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common
English this is what it says:

       One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
       One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

 It is only two lines from a verse long known in System-lore:

       "Three OS's from corporate-kings in their towers of glass,
           Seven from valley-lords where orchards used to grow,
       Nine from dotcoms doomed to die,
           One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne
       In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
           One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
           One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
       In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie."'