[Elfsea] FW: [NR] Press Release: RE: WE'VE BEEN CHALKED

[blakrose]

CLALK WIELDERS of the world...........UNITE,
you have nothing to loose but your Lutefisk.................

"P. Crandal Polk" wrote:

> > Subject: [NR] Press Release: RE: WE'VE BEEN CHALKED
> >
> > For Immediate Release:
> >
> > ###
> >
> >     Alexander Ravenshaw Here, President and Founder of "Honest Alex's
> > Wholesale Sidewalk Chalk, Inc." with a brief statement on today's news.
>
> snip
>
> >     4. Anyone who believes Lutfisk is a valid food will be denied service on
> > principle.
> >     Again, we thank you for your patronage and look forward to serving the
> > populace in the future.
>
> I am known for my calm and passive demeanor, but enough is enough.
>
> Lutefisk is a fine dish. Those gentle people who have eaten and enjoyed
> this wonderful dish are being unfairly ostracized by this supplier of
> malicious chalk.
>
> I, therefore, am calling for a wide spread chalk amnesty, where all
> chalk that is "discovered" to be in your possession, can be turned in
> without question, on the condition that you eat a bowl of delicious
> Lutefisk.
>
> Crandall
>
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