[Elfsea] Wet-dry vac or steam cleaner
Sharon R. Saroff
sindara at pobox.com
Thu Jul 12 20:16:50 PDT 2001
Caelin,
Can we borrow your rug cleaning machine this weekend?
Sindara
At 03:13 PM 6/14/01 -0500, you wrote:
>I have a rug cleaning machine you may borrow.
>Caelin
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: elfsea-admin at ansteorra.org [mailto:elfsea-admin at ansteorra.org]On
>> Behalf Of Matthew G. Saroff
>> Sent: Thursday, June 14, 2001 2:51 PM
>> To: elfsea at ansteorra.org
>> Subject: [Elfsea] Wet-dry vac or steam cleaner
>>
>>
>> Hi,
>> If someone has a wet/dry vac or one of those rug cleaning machines
>> that we can borrow, please drop me, or preferably Sindara
>> (sinsara at pobox.com) a line. It will help with our cleaning (particularly
>> the cat room) before we leave.
>>
>> --
>> Matthew G. Saroff
>> Lobster:
>> Everyone loves these delectable crustaceans, but many cooks are
>> squeamish about placing them into boiling water alive, which is the only
>> proper method of preparing them. Frankly, the easiest way to eliminate
>> your guilt is to establish theirs by putting them on trial before they're
>> cooked. The fact is, lobsters are among the most ferocious predators on
>> the sea floor, and you're helping reduce crime in the reefs. Grasp the
>> lobster behind the head, look it right in its unmistakably guilty
>> eyestalks and say, "Where were you on the night of the 21st?", then
>> flourish a picture of a scallop or a sole and shout, "Perhaps this will
>> refresh that crude neural apparatus you call a memory!" The lobster will
>> squirm noticeably. It may even take a swipe at you with one of its claws.
>> Incorrigible. Pop it into the pot. Justice has been served, and shortly
>> you and your friends will be, too.
>> -- "Cooking: The Art of Using Appliances and Utensils
>> into Excuses and Apologies"
>>
>>
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