[Elfsea] FW: [NR] Press Release: RE: WE'VE BEEN CHALKED
P. Crandal Polk
pcrandal at flash.net
Tue Jul 10 18:43:25 PDT 2001
> Subject: [NR] Press Release: RE: WE'VE BEEN CHALKED
>
> For Immediate Release:
>
> ###
>
> Alexander Ravenshaw Here, President and Founder of "Honest Alex's
> Wholesale Sidewalk Chalk, Inc." with a brief statement on today's news.
snip
> 4. Anyone who believes Lutfisk is a valid food will be denied service on
> principle.
> Again, we thank you for your patronage and look forward to serving the
> populace in the future.
I am known for my calm and passive demeanor, but enough is enough.
Lutefisk is a fine dish. Those gentle people who have eaten and enjoyed
this wonderful dish are being unfairly ostracized by this supplier of
malicious chalk.
I, therefore, am calling for a wide spread chalk amnesty, where all
chalk that is "discovered" to be in your possession, can be turned in
without question, on the condition that you eat a bowl of delicious
Lutefisk.
Crandall
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