[Elfsea] Fw: Inter-Cave Memo -- 1JokeADay

Jim & Sylviane Threlkeld jimf80 at tnh.net
Tue Nov 27 05:06:08 PST 2001


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Subject: Inter-Cave Memo -- 1JokeADay


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  Inter-Cave Memo
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 From: Bin Laden, Osama

 Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 8:17 AM

 To: Cavemates

 Subject: The Cave

  Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've
 really come together as a group and I love that. Big
 thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There
 is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In
 There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.

 However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget
 to  take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

 First of all, while it's good to be concerned about
 cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the
 scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung
 and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily.  I've
 posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.

 Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I
 do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on
 earth,  okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not
 ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while
 we're taping. Thanks.

 Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by
 edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need
 everyone to just think hygiene, especially after
 mealtime.  We're all in this together.

 Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently,
 clearly  wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf.
 Today, my Cheez-Its were gone.  Consideration. That's all
 I'm saying.

 Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers
 in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up
 patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar,
 Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

 Love you lots.

 Osama
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