[Elfsea] Fw: Inter-Cave Memo -- 1JokeADay
Jim & Sylviane Threlkeld
jimf80 at tnh.net
Tue Nov 27 05:06:08 PST 2001
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From: 1JokeADay <Jokes at 1JokeADay.com>
To: 1JokeADay <Jokes at 1JokeADay.com>
Sent: Monday, November 26, 2001 10:27 PM
Subject: Inter-Cave Memo -- 1JokeADay
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Inter-Cave Memo
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From: Bin Laden, Osama
Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 8:17 AM
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave
Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've
really come together as a group and I love that. Big
thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There
is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In
There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.
However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget
to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.
First of all, while it's good to be concerned about
cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the
scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung
and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've
posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.
Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I
do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on
earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not
ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while
we're taping. Thanks.
Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by
edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need
everyone to just think hygiene, especially after
mealtime. We're all in this together.
Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently,
clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf.
Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all
I'm saying.
Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers
in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up
patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar,
Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.
Love you lots.
Osama
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