[Elfsea] I'm home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Padraig O'Maolagain]

This tale seems oddly familiar somehow...  :)

Pádraig

Sebastian wrote:

>Friends and family,
>
>Thank you one and all for your concern.  It was a
>terrible time for Eleanor and me.  To dispell any
>rumors, here is the truth of what happened.
>
>After leaving from my lessons at the park on Sunday my
>wife, Eleanor, and I were taking a pleasant ride in
>the carriage before retiring for the evening when a
>band of 12 or more miscreants came upon us.  Having
>just finished my lessons, I had blades with me.  They
>muttered something in french, but not caring much for
>fondue, I payed no attention.  A fierce battle ensued
>in which I, with the speed and agiltity taught to me
>by the likes of Don Llewellyn, Don Aleric, and other
>masters of the blade, defended my wife who has the
>grace and beauty that can only be found in this fine
>barony.
>
>With a perry, perry, thrust, thrust I fought off the
>marauders as only an Ansteorran could, with the
>cunning and skill that no Trimarian will ever posess.
>Unfortunately, I did not escape unscathed.  The tip of
>one of the blades managed to get by my defenses.  The
>apothecary could only give me herbs, but the pain was
>unbearable.  Affraid that infection would set in, I
>went to the chirurgeon who after long observation
>finally let me go.
>
>that's my story, prove me wrong (:





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