[Elfsea] OT-------Humor

Wilkerson, Glen D glen.d.wilkerson at lmco.com
Mon May 20 08:09:29 PDT 2002


We can make "phblblblblblt!" noises with all sorts of different parts of our
bodies...

Alaric

-----Original Message-----
From: blakrose [mailto:blakrose at swbell.net]
Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 3:39 PM
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Subject: [Elfsea] OT-------Humor


I recieved this recently and I just had to share it........cian


MEN AND WOMEN

        God made men and women to complement each other with
the unique
traits each
        were given...

        WOMEN

        Women have strengths that amaze men. *They carry
children, they
carry hardships, they carry burdens, yet they hold
happiness, love, and joy.
They
        smile when they want to scream. They sing when they
want to cry.
They cry
        when they are happy, and laugh when they are
nervous.

        Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call"
from a
friend,after a snowy drive home. They are child care
workers,
executives,attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and
your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and uniforms. They fight for what
they believe in.
They stand up against injustice. They walk and talk the
extra mile to get
their kids into the right schools and to get their family
the right
healthcare! They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

        Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are
smart; they know
that knowledge is power, but they still know how to use
their softer side to
make a point.

        Women want to be the best for their family, their
friends, and
themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have
sorrow at the
loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think
there is no
strength left. A woman can make a romantic evening
unforgettable.

        Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in
houses, apartments, and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run,
or e-mailyou to
show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is
what makes the
world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring
joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to
their family and
friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and
for you to do
the same for people you come in contact with.

        MEN

        Men are good at lifting heavy shit and killing bugs.



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