[Elfsea] OT: This is just too funny!

CE Huse/Lady Maria Cabeca de Vaca cehuse at sbcglobal.net
Fri Oct 4 16:17:30 PDT 2002


With the stress of our mundanes lives and the stress of our last event, I
thought we all needed a good laugh. :)

Yours,
Loopy Chickenfanny
(Maria)

> -----Original Message-----
> The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
> and
> the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
> >
> >Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
> first name:
> >a = poopsie
> >b = lumpy
> >c = buttercup
> >d = gidget
> >e = crusty
> >f = greasy
> >g = fluffy
> >h = cheeseball
> >i = chim-chim
> >j = joliper
> >k = flunky
> >l = booger
> >m = pinky
> >n = zippy
> >o = goober
> >p = doofus
> >q = slimy
> >r = loopy
> >s = snerkel
> >t = tulefel
> >u = dorkey
> >v = squeezie
> >w = waliford
> >x = skipper
> >y = dinky
> >z = zsa=zsa
> >
> >Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
> half of your
> new last name:
> >
> >a = doodah
> >b = tata
> >c = giggle
> >d = burger
> >e = girdle
> >f = baggio
> >g = lizard
> >h = waffle
> >i = cootie
> >j = monkey
> >k = petunia
> >l = liver
> >m = banana
> >n = rhino
> >o = bubble
> >p = chico
> >q = toad
> >r = gizzard
> >s = pizza
> >t = gerbil
> >u = chicken
> >v = pickle
> >w = chuckle
> >x = tofu
> >y = gorilla
> >z = tinker
> >
> >Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
> half of your
> new last name:
> >
> >a = head
> >b = mouth
> >c = face
> >d = fuzz
> >e = tush
> >f = breath
> >g = pants
> >h = shorts
> >i = lips
> >j = hiccups
> >k = butt
> >l = brain
> >m = tushie
> >n = chunks
> >o = honey
> >p = biscuits
> >q = toes
> >r = buns
> >s = fanny
> >t= sniffer
> >u = sprinkles
> >v = kisser
> >w = squirt
> >x = humperdinck
> >y = brains
> >z = juice
> >
> >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
> Chickenshorts. Bill
> Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips. Now
> when
> you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And
> > >remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day,
> adults laugh
> an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!




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