[Elfsea] OT: This is just too funny!

[Sue Delk]

Susan Delk: Snerkel Girdlebutt
Genevieve del Gamba: Zippy Doodahmouth

----- Original Message -----
From: "CE Huse/Lady Maria Cabeca de Vaca" <cehuse at sbcglobal.net>
To: "Elfsea" <elfsea at ansteorra.org>
Sent: Friday, October 04, 2002 6:17 PM
Subject: [Elfsea] OT: This is just too funny!


> With the stress of our mundanes lives and the stress of our last event, I
> thought we all needed a good laugh. :)
>
> Yours,
> Loopy Chickenfanny
> (Maria)
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
> > and
> > the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil
> > Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
> > >
> > >Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
> > first name:
> > >a = poopsie
> > >b = lumpy
> > >c = buttercup
> > >d = gidget
> > >e = crusty
> > >f = greasy
> > >g = fluffy
> > >h = cheeseball
> > >i = chim-chim
> > >j = joliper
> > >k = flunky
> > >l = booger
> > >m = pinky
> > >n = zippy
> > >o = goober
> > >p = doofus
> > >q = slimy
> > >r = loopy
> > >s = snerkel
> > >t = tulefel
> > >u = dorkey
> > >v = squeezie
> > >w = waliford
> > >x = skipper
> > >y = dinky
> > >z = zsa=zsa
> > >
> > >Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
> > half of your
> > new last name:
> > >
> > >a = doodah
> > >b = tata
> > >c = giggle
> > >d = burger
> > >e = girdle
> > >f = baggio
> > >g = lizard
> > >h = waffle
> > >i = cootie
> > >j = monkey
> > >k = petunia
> > >l = liver
> > >m = banana
> > >n = rhino
> > >o = bubble
> > >p = chico
> > >q = toad
> > >r = gizzard
> > >s = pizza
> > >t = gerbil
> > >u = chicken
> > >v = pickle
> > >w = chuckle
> > >x = tofu
> > >y = gorilla
> > >z = tinker
> > >
> > >Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
> > half of your
> > new last name:
> > >
> > >a = head
> > >b = mouth
> > >c = face
> > >d = fuzz
> > >e = tush
> > >f = breath
> > >g = pants
> > >h = shorts
> > >i = lips
> > >j = hiccups
> > >k = butt
> > >l = brain
> > >m = tushie
> > >n = chunks
> > >o = honey
> > >p = biscuits
> > >q = toes
> > >r = buns
> > >s = fanny
> > >t= sniffer
> > >u = sprinkles
> > >v = kisser
> > >w = squirt
> > >x = humperdinck
> > >y = brains
> > >z = juice
> > >
> > >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
> > Chickenshorts. Bill
> > Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips. Now
> > when
> > you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And
> > > >remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day,
> > adults laugh
> > an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!
>
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