[Elfsea] virus alert

[Sluggy]

Crandall wrote:

> There is a virus going around. I got something from Caelin, that
> I am sure he did not send. Maria got a message from me that I
> did not send.

I got it from Agnes,
by Tom Lehrer

I love my friends, and they love me,
We're just as close as we can be.
And just because we really care,
Whatever we get, we share!

I got it from Agnes,
She got it from Jim.
We all agree it must have been
Louise who gave it to him.

She got it from Harry,
Who got it from Marie,
And everybody knows that Marie
Got it from me.

Giles got it from Daphne,
She got it from Joan,
Who picked it up in County Cork,
A-kissing the Blarney Stone.

Pierre gave it to Sheila,
Who must have brought it there.
He got it from Francois and Jacques,
Haha, Lucky Pierre!

Max got it from Edith,
Who gets it every spring.
She got it from her Daddy,
Who gives her everything.

She then gave it to Daniel,
Whose spaniel has it now.
Our dentist even got it,
And we're still wondering how.

But I got it from Agnes,
Or maybe it was Sue,
Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie,
It doesn't matter who.

It might have been at the club,
Or at the pub, or in the loo,
And if you will be my friend,
Then I might...(Mind you, I said "might")...
Give it to you!


--

   I looked at the cat and the cat looked at me. From the frank,
   unbridled expression of disgust on the face of the cat, it was
   obvious that the precise identity of the early morning caller
   was clearly known to her. His identity was also, of course,
   known to me.

                                         Kinky Friedman