[Elfsea] Fwd: Fw: Mood Changers

[SiobhanON at aol.com]

Warning, non sca stuff. Just thought everyone could use a chuckle.
Siobhan



In a message dated 8/6/2003 9:49:54 AM Central Daylight Time, Sandeekg writes:
In a message dated 8/2/2003 11:28:29 AM Central Daylight Time, 
tisjet74 at bellsouth.net writes:
> > > >
> > > >Mood Changers
> > > >
> > > >   Ya can't read this and stay in a bad mood .
> > > >
> > > >  1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
> > > >     Unique Up On It.
> > > >
> > > >  2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
> > > >     Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
> > > >
> > > >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
> > > >    They Take The Psycho Path
> > > >
> > > >4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
> > > >   You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
> > > >
> > > >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
> > > >    Dam!
> > > >
> > > >   6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
> > > >     Polaroids
> > > >
> > > >7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
> > > >     A Stick.
> > > >
> > > >   8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
> > > >     Nacho Cheese.
> > > >
> > > >  9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
> > > >      Subordinate Clauses.
> > > >
> > > >10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
> > > >    Quatro Sinko.
> > > >
> > > >  11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
> > > >     Spoiled Milk.
> > > >
> > > >12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
> > > >     Frostbite.
> > > >
> > > >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
> > > >      A Nervous Wreck.
> > > >
> > > >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
> > > >      Anyone Can Roast Beef.
> > > >
> > > >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
> > > >       Right Where You Left Him.
> > > >
> > > >  16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
> > > >     Because They Have Big Fingers.
> > > >
> > > >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
> > > >     Because It Scares The Dog.
> > > >
> > > >  18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
> > > >     Sanka.
> > > >
> > > >  19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
> > > >      The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
> > > >
> > > >  20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
> > > >      Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
> > > >
> > > >  21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
Skydiver?
> > > >      A Bad Golfer Goes         Whack,      Dang!
> > > >      A Bad Skydiver Goes     Dang!        Whack.
> > > >
> > > >   22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
> > > >      Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
> > > >
> > > >Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile!   :-)
> > 
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