[Elfsea] The Best Troops are Overseas

[Crandall]

I have proof. 

The housing addition that I was guarding last night is right next to a "no fly zone" (the mint) in north Fort Worth. 

And those F16 fighters that were scrambled for that sleigh could not even get close to it. Even while stopping for each of the houses they were pretty confused. I will give them the excuse that the Big Guy was stopping and starting at acceleration levels that would make jelly of normal folk. But he was not stealthed or anything. Bells, lights, the eternal "HO, HO, HO". And that darned red nose like a beacon. 

Oh, well, I am sure that tonight will be a bit quieter, so I can catch some bad guys stealing building materials. 

Crandall