[Elfsea] New Mottos

[Terri Head]

cute, cute!

Violet




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From: "Ciarlariello, Keith W" <keith.w.ciarlariello at lmco.com>
Reply-To: elfsea at ansteorra.org
Date: Fri, 07 Feb 2003 08:36:18 -0600

>I have come across some expressions that seem good, translated into Latin.
>I thought they might make some interesting mottos.  What do you think?
>
>In Service,
>Wilhelm von Oldenburg
>
> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>"Semper limperus; ubi viagarus?"
>(Always limp; where's the viagra?)
>
>"Semper ubi sub ubi."
>(Always wear under wear)
>
>"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
>(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants)
>
>"Domino vobiscum."
>(The pizza guy's here)
>
>"Carpe Sharpei."
>(Seize the Wrinkled Dog)
>
>"Motorolus interruptus."
>(Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel)
>
>"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus."
>(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview)
>
>"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
>(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer)
>
>"Tempo Waturim."
>(I drove my Ford off a bridge)
>
>"Litigata Ergo Sum."
>(I sue, therefore I am)
>
>"Et tu, pluribus unum?"
>(The government just stabbed me in the back!)
>
>"Cavett Emptor."
>(Beware, Dick Cavett could still make a comeback)
>
>"Carpe Pappilla!"
>(Seize(grab)the breast)
>
>"Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit."
>(It ain't over 'til it's over)
>
>"Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum."
>(**** you and the horse you rode in on)
>
>"Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere."
>(If it ain't broke, don't fix it)
>
>"Obesa cantavit."
>(The fat lady has sung)
>
>"Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt."
>(When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults)
>
>... And of course the old standby...
>
>"Illegitimi non carborundum."
>(Dont let the B******s get you down)
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Instead,  tell your storm how big your GOD is."

~ Unknown


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