[Elfsea] Funny Story and a sobering one

[Matthew G. Saroff]

On Tue, 21 Jan 2003, Lisa Duke wrote:
>
> Heather also told us that David, her husband and a marine stationed at Camp
> Pendleton in California, is to ship out the first week of February.  He'll
> be going to Saudi Arabia.
>
> Anyone else have relatives being called to duty?

	The King of the East has been called to duty.
--
--Sfi Mordehai ben Yosef Yitzhak, Aka Matthew G. Saroff

This is not the Dream.  This is what I do on weekends to have
some fun.

The Dream involves 4 sets of identical twins, 2 gallons of Cool
Whip, 5 quarts of chocolate syrup, 2-1/4 pounds of strawberries,
satin sheets, a magnum of champagne, a trapeze, and a python.
Check http://www.pobox.com/~msaroff, including The Bad Hair Web Page
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
Navicula hydraulica plena anguilarum est.