Matthew G. Saroff msaroff at pobox.com
Wed Jul 16 09:46:20 PDT 2003

On Wed, 16 Jul 2003, Richard Threlkeld wrote:
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
> first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
> act.
> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
	This one is quite literally medieval.  In olden time, not only was
the consummation witnessed, but the mother would carry the blood stained
sheets down the middle of the street to demonstrate her daughter's virtue.
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
	Chimps too.  Chimps also do oral sex, which is beyond dolphins.
--Sfi Mordehai ben Yosef Yitzhak, Aka Matthew G. Saroff

This is not the Dream.  This is what I do on weekends to have
some fun.

The Dream involves 4 sets of identical twins, 2 gallons of Cool
Whip, 5 quarts of chocolate syrup, 2-1/4 pounds of strawberries,
satin sheets, a magnum of champagne, a trapeze, and a python.
Check http://www.pobox.com/~msaroff, including The Bad Hair Web Page
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes
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