[Elfsea] FWD: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS ! !

[Spence Mabry]

These are great!  

Ceatta

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From: "Richard Threlkeld" <rjt at acm.org>
To: <elfsea at ansteorra.org>
Subject: [Elfsea] FWD: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT THE WORLD 
IS NUTS ! ! 

>A friend sent this. I don't usually pass on such 
things, but 
>in the middle of all that is going on in this list, I 
thought 
>a bit of humor would be appropriate. The comments are 
hers.
>
>Caelin on Andrede
>
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>From: Sunny Letot <theletot at yahoo.com>
>Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2003 17:23:42 -0700 (PDT)
>
>
> 
>
>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with 
animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual 
relations with a male animal is punishable by death. 
>
>(Like THAT makes sense.) 
>
> 
>
>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a 
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking 
directly at them during the examination. He may only 
see their reflection in a mirror. 
>
>(Do they look different reversed?) 
>
> 
>
>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a 
corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex 
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or 
piece of wood at all times. 
>
>(A brick??) 
>
> 
>
>The penalty for masturbation In Indonesia 
~~decapitation. 
>
>(Much worse than "going blind") 
>
> 
>
>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to 
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who 
pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first 
time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly 
forbidden for virgins to marry. 
>
>(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job 
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to 
this?)
>
> 
>
>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from 
vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may 
be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places 
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on 
the premises." 
>
>(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as 
Guam!) 
>
> 
>
>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to 
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with 
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other 
hand, may be killed in any manner desired. 
>
>(Ah! Justice!) 
>
> 
>
>Topless saleswomen are legal In Liverpool, England- 
but only in tropical fish stores. 
>
>(But of course!) 
>
> 
>
>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her 
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother 
must be in the room to witness the act. 
>
>(Makes one shudder at the thought.) 
>
> 
>
>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to 
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same 
time. 
>
>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they 
had to pass this law?) 
>
> 
>
>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an 
hour. 
>
>(Who volunteers for this stuff?) 
>
> 
>
>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have 
sex for pleasure. 
>
>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) 
>
> 
>
>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 
>
>(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!) 
>
> 
>
>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 
times its own weight and always falls over on its 
right side when intoxicated. 
>
>(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. 
pay for this research??) 
>
> 
>
>Butterflies taste with their feet. 
>
>(Ah, geez) 
>
> 
>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. 
>
>(I know some people like that.) 
>
> 
>
>Starfish don't have brains. 
>
>(I know some people like that too) 
>
>
>And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe 
through their butts. 
>
>(And you think you have bad breath?) 
>
>
>
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