[Elfsea] HUMOR: Top 10 reasons someone is not recognized as a Peer

[Chris Burk]

So THAT'S where I went wrong!


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>Subject: [Elfsea] HUMOR: Top 10 reasons someone is not recognized as a Peer
>Date: Thu, 29 May 2003 07:44:52 -0700
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>From a list in the Middle Kingdom
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>Top Ten Reasons Why Someone Might Never Be Recognized As A Peer:
>
>10. Prowess? Check! Courage? Check! Generosity, humility, fidelity?
>D'oh!
>
>9. Remember the time you said, "I wish I was a Pelican, so I could sit
>on
>my butt while my proteges do all the work"? Well, the Pelicans remember!
>
>8. For some reason, the Laurels failed to fully appreciate your A&S
>Food-Prep entry of 'Sardinian Maggot-Filled Pecorino Cheese'.
>
>7. The Ladies of the Rose weren't thrilled by your Royal Command forcing
>them to act as your "Serving Wenches" while you were Queen.
>
>6. Win dozens of tourneys, most of the Knights still don't know who you
>are. But kick your helm off the field just once...
>
>5. Buying an embroidered shirt off the rack at K-Mart and entering it in
>A&S didn't fool anyone, you know.
>
>4. You know those heralds you used to heckle every time they cried the
>#$%^
>camp? They're now the major Pelican voting block.
>
>3. In retrospect, taking the ICQ nickname "SwordGod" wasn't the best way
>to
>get the Chivalry to take you seriously. But it has given you ample
>justification for your new nickname, "WalkingBruise".
>
>2. Sure, mime was a period art form. And, yes, you do a great job of
>staying entirely in your mime persona at events. Unfortunately, you're
>also
>the Court Herald.
>
>1. Even Sir John FitzRauf refuses to expand his "Kitchen Sink" Peerage
>proposal to include "Participating In The SCA Only Via The Internet".
>
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