[Elfsea] Warning: Pun Ahead

[Michelle Dodd]

Warning: Pun Ahead

Some friars needed to raise more money for books for the school, so they 
opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist 
across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good brothers 
to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to 
close. They ignored him.

So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious 
thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and 
trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that "Only Hugh can prevent florist 
friars."