[Elfsea] Public service announcement: pirate ship sighted, Oooo nooooooo!

[pcrandal at sbcglobal.net]

Does this Pirate have a parrot? 
If there is a brightly coloured parrot in this
pirate's vicinity, then all should beware!! 

Crandall, Olde Parrot 

--- Randal Mars <rkmars at sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> This is to report that the dreaded pirate ship
> known as " The Black Rabbit" has been sighted
> off the coast of Ansteorra. Spies tell of the
> ship being captained by the fierce pirate woman
> known as BadBunnye, the one eyed terror of the
> seas. Last known description of this nefarious
> female discribe her as missing her right eye,
> short cropped blonde hair, a wicked laugh, and
> a known fondness for strong drink.
> 
> Be warned that she is prone to fits of
> drooling, sputtering, and violence of
> temperment when asked how old she is, what
> happened to her missing eye, and if the hideous
> black patch is part of her costume/garb. 
> 
> 
> *****This notice to be posted on the door of
> the "Pig and Whistle Tavern" by order of Merryn
> Carew de Courcelles, Sole Owner, Propritress
> ,and Operations Manager of "The Pig and Whistle
> Tavern" which provides on a nightly basis The
> Most Famous Genteel Dancing, Elegant Musick,
> and High Dollar Feminine Companions to be found
> in The Finest and Best Gentleman's
> Entertainment Establishment anywhere else in
> ALL of Ansteorra.*************
> 
> Addendum: Anyone who happens to notice that
> BadBunnye looks suspiciously similar to Merryn
> herself, (and mentions this to any Royals,
> Nobles, Peers or any other Authority Person)
> has had too much Ale and Strong Spirits to
> drink and should know better that to say Bad
> Things like that about sweet, gentle, soft
> spoken Merryn who is a decent, churchgoing, tax
> paying, charity supporting, friend to small
> animals, and all around law abiding honest
> member of the populace of Elfsea. *cough* 
> *cough*
> 
> Merryn  therefore warns those inclined to
> licenteous gossip and tale-telling:  you will
> be shut off from ALL of the casks in the
> Tavern's cellers indefinitely, and don't even
> Think about ...errr.....ummm.....talking....to
> one of the many Beauteous and Charming females
> working at an honest trade in my Tavern. So
> there.
> 
>  Vive Le Baron! Vive La Baroness! Vive Les
Everybody!>
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